Tonight we have the Filthy Little Club night which promises to be even Filthier than usual thanks to Liverpool's finest Town Bike. Their songs even have swears in them. We might even play our new very short song.
BILLY RUFFIAN
"Mark E Smith fronting the Sweet singing the songs of Half Man, Half Biscuit wrestling Lord Lucan in a bath on acid!"
THE STAR FIGHTER PILOT
"Trent Reznor singing the songs of Grandmaster Flash shimmying with Shergar on on speed!"
TOWN BIKE
"Suzi Quatro fronting the Sex Pistols playing lawn tennis with the Loch Ness Monster on prescription drugs!"
AWESOME WELLS
"The Queen fronting Queen singing the songs of Cream jousting the exhumed corpse of Elvis on nutmeg!"
So yeah, come to the Castle. It'll be grand.
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