Wednesday 11 July 2007

Of Musicals, and the Fucking Idiots Who Write Them

Based on the smash 1980's romantic comedy film and featuring the classic hits of BLONDIE, the new musical DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN promises to be the must-see ticket of the Autumn. Roberta Glass, a suburban New Jersey housewife, escapes her humdrum life by reading the personal ads placed by Susan, a street-smart New York City drifter, and her freewheeling boyfriend Jay.

Oh, her surname is Glass? That's handy, we'll be able to use 'Heart of Glass' now. In the scene when she meets her new boyfriend, Steven Tideishigh, no doubt.

Why don't you just fuck off?

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I realise that not much effort has gone into the writing of this post.

My defence is that if that quote is indicitive of the amount of effort which has been put into writing that piece of shit musical, I'm damn well not exerting myself to insult it.