Musical Differences

I've always taken a dim view of bands who have split up, or shed members, due to 'musical differences'. Yeah, right, not arguments about who gets the top bunk on the tourbus, or who took the last of the blow. When Bernard left Suede, it was *obviously* because they couldn't decide whether it would be better to use Dm7 in the chorus of the new song, not because of that time Brett stood on a table at a record company party and screamed 'Now bring me a 9 year old!'

Billy Ruffian are a band of honour and integrity; when we go, we will tell the truth: Irreconcilable Sexual Differences. You heard it here first.