Thursday 28 June 2007

Gillette Executives, Look Away Now!

Profits set to plummet as Beth Ditto announces:
Why should we shave? Men don't

Yes, that's right love. She really does talk some vapid shite. I might have more respect for her opinions on self-image if she didn't spend so much time using her body to sell records. Oh, and hanging out with Kate Moss quite so much:
If there's anybody who can make the girls ditch the razors, it's Kate [Moss]. "She's so fucking hot. I'd like to see her try and shave at Glasto.

I imagine she'd do it in the on-site shower facilities, but who knows? Cer-azzy!

It's great to see her expressing her admiration for such a creative powerhouse as Kate Moss though. You know, she did that really bad duet with Bobby Gillespie. And a worse one with Babyshambles. What a towering body of work.

Oh, and she's intellectual, as the old Popbitch story shows:
Kate Moss was doing a fashion shoot in a disused house in the East End of London. At one point, she asked where the toilet was. 'There's one downstairs,' she was told, 'but it doesn't have a door.'

'How the fuck am I supposed to get in there then?' Kate demanded.

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